Barbra Streisand gives David Letterman tickets to her 1994 concert.
"Why is it so impossible to get Streisand tickets? I’ve been in show business for the last 20 years, I can’t get Streisand tickets. I was able to get tickets to the seventh game of the Stanley Cup playoffs with the Rangers and the Canucks but yet I can’t get Streisand tickets. I can get world series tickets. I can go anywhere in this country and buy tickets…"
"I just wanted to tell you to stop kvetching already, here are the tickets."